Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Obituairy



Tybalt Bocephus Capulet 24, died last Monday when a sword was rammed, pointy end first, through his trachea. His entombment will take place 9:00 in the morning on Wednesday.

Tybalt was a beloved Capulet known to friend and foe alike as the King of Cats. Though sometimes considered hot-tempered he was a generous man, freely dispensing death to all Montagues. In one final instance his generosity overflowed and he was kind enough to slash Mercutio. This act of charity caused Romeo Wendell Montague to return the favor. He is survived by his Uncle, Lord Zebulon Capulet, and Aunt, Lady Irlene Capulet. Tybalt will always be remembered for his generous spirit and as man who did not need a quick wit because his sword was quicker.

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